"I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe."
-Neil Gaiman, flawless human being (via worldwarlove)

bluhbluhhugedork:

lavastormsw:

kanrose:

1612th:

mnastynastynasty:

oh my god i can’t get over this

imeanjustwanky: anotherplanetwithyou: fycoathangers: WHAT what the fuck. Wait, what?! Seriously, dude. Just kill yourself.

iM FUCKIGN WHEEZING cALL LIFE ALeRT

wow what a little shit

oh good lord, Biebs put on your big boy pants you little creature

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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